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Craig Vander Galien's avatar

I can only assume reading this as a Chinese is the same feeling a Ukrainian gets when reading fighterbombers telegram complaining about Russian incompetence.

James's avatar

No I get it. I get what Girkin goes through now.

round seal's avatar

I have become American Prigozhin for want of magazine depth, and USAID, and allies that aren’t liabilities.

Shuffle's avatar

CENTCOM blyat, where are my JASSMs!

Robin Sällström's avatar

Sorry buddy, but we need to give another 20 trillion dollars to CENTCOM.

Joey_Blau's avatar

the Department of War needs to do is issue an order, not renaming itself, but renaming all references to the fake South South China Sea to its proper name, the Far Western American Sea. Then we can start charging tolls, I mean fees, to all ships passing through and exclude all those foreigners from stealing our fish and our oil.

Liberalism Stan's avatar

pivot cancelled. all my TLAMs gone.